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"DREAMCATCHER" Cum sock

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$3.00

"Everybody is all about stuff being printed on Champion nowadays."
"Oh yeah?"
"Wouldn't it be funny if we screen printed a cumsock on Champion and sold it?"
"You think anyone would buy it?"

Well, this is exactly what you think it is. This is a sock meant to be jerked off into. A cum sock. Also known as a dreamcatcher. Those crumpled ass socks you find behind your boyfriend's bed. This is perfect for the touring HC musician, cranking one out in the van to some rando chick's instagram post while their GF bangs a bass player in an indie rock band back home.

This is one of those bad ideas that actually happens. Only printing as many as we sell by March 4th.

It's already printed on Champion, because we know you jerk off to that shit anyways.

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